Global warming has inflicted another casualty on the world of libtards. Governor Roy Cooper’s flurries of inaugural ceremonies are being disrupted by Mother Nature who surely must be considered a bitch after she disrupted this snowflake’s triumphal moment.
The parade of horribles has been canceled due to a snow storm. However, the inaugural ball will continue as scheduled.
“Rain, sleet, snow we’re still having the ball,” said Samantha Hatem.
Tickets are still available for all the teat squawkers who wish to attend. I’m sure the editorial board of every Observer that infest the state of North Carolina will be in attendance.