I usually go to Walmart early Sunday mornings so as to avoid the crowds and the weirdoes this chain store attracts. Well, that didn’t happen on this particular day.
As I was pushing my cart something caught my eye. A guy wearing a green wig, fishnet stockings and a miniskirt flamboyantly paraded around the checkout aisles. So I rolled my eyes and went on my way hoping this would be the last I’d see of this mentally ill exhibitionist. I was wrong.
I happened to be in the canned food section when Queen Freak pranced up to me pretending to shop. He was obviously trying to get a reaction from me. But I wouldn’t oblige.
The above picture isn’t mine, but it sure as hell portrays what I was thinking when this shameless freak paraded his mental illness for all to see.