Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Michigan Counties Receive Snow Cone Machines to Combat Terrorism




Here is another WTF moment, courtesy of our federal government. A county in Michigan requested a snow cone machine from Homeland Security through a grant program. In response, 13 received this indispensible weapon against terrorism. Another county requested a popcorn machine, but was denied. Apparently, the terrorist have found a way to counter this deterrant.

When asked about the usefulness of this icy carnival pleaser, the following excuse was given:

The Michigan Homeland Security Grant Program’s Allowable Cost Justification document, dated May 9, 2011, says the snow cone machines can make ice to prevent heat-related illnesses during emergencies, treat injuries and provide snow cones as an outreach at promotional events.

WMSRDC Executive Director Sandeep Dey said one county requested a popcorn machine, but that request was denied. He said the snow cone machine request would not have been granted by itself, but was approved because it came with other homeland security equipment.

“It is used to attract people so they can be educated and prepared for homeland security,” Dey said from his office in Muskegon. “More importantly, they (homeland security officials) felt in a medical emergency the machine was capable of making ice packs which could be used for medical purposes.”

The snow cone machine is currently being stored in the Montcalm County Emergency Services (MCES) building in Stanton. MCES Director David Feldpausch said the machine could be useful at the scene of a large fire or during very hot weather.

“I don’t like the term snow cone machine, because it sounds horrible,” Feldpausch said. “When you look at it as an ice shaving machine and its purpose, it makes a little more sense. I assume it will get used in Montcalm County a lot more in the summertime by the Fire Corps.”


I wonder what their excuse is for the flavoring syrups.

Source: http://thedailynews.cc/2011/12/03/montcalm-county-gets-homeland-security-snow-cone-machine/

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