Why Conservatives Suck

Here is a commentary on why conservatives suck. We suck because someone has to be the grownups. We suck because we have a realistic take on life. We suck because we realize someone has to pay the bills and nothing is free.

Ah…I remember the days of being a toddler stumbling around in my cloth diapers, snot running down my nose, and squealing for a snack. Everything was so simple. Ask, and you shall receive. Poop your drawers and someone is right there to clean up the mess. Some of us grew out of that stage and others are still squawking for a teat.

The Occupy crowd reminds me of toddlers. They believe everything is free and others will clean up their mess. And so far a compliant government is doing their best to accommodate them.