Friday, November 16, 2012

The Twinkie Apocalypse Begins!


The hunt for Twinkies begins. Those spongy, cream filled tasty bastards are about to be as extinct as the nuclear family. And it’s all because the union zombies refused to make concessions on their labor contracts and go back to work. Now, they’re all unemployed. Good luck in finding a job in this economy. But hey, who needs a job when you have Obama as president. Welcome to the teat squawker nation!

I never thought I would outlive a sponge cake that had the half-life of uranium. But thanks to bad management and a greedy collective, my childhood treats will be just a memory.

Goodbye Hostess, if it hadn’t been the unions, it would’ve been the food Nazis in the White House that danced on your grave.





Source: http://www.businessinsider.com/how-workers-and-management-both-caused-the-fall-of-hostess-2012-11


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