Homosapiens Devolve into Homourbanicus

A new species has been discovered.  They are referred to as Homoslackass-erectus or in academia:  Homourbanicus. These mutants are created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing and spasmodic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait.

The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to affect brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. Studies have confirmed that this species mostly live on food stamps and full government care.    

Unfortunately most are highly fertile.


H/T:  Ray