I always thought Detroit was hell, especially after
hitting a pothole the size of the Grand Canyon.
I was shocked and furious to see both of my hubcaps fly off on
I-75. My anger lasted all the way
through Ohio, and that is a big state.
So, it’s all together fitting that a gathering of Satan worshippers will
unveil a statue to honor their fallen angel in a fallen city.
DETROIT
(WWJ/AP) – A group is planning to unveil an
8-foot-tall bronze statue featuring a goat-headed Satan in Detroit during a
gathering that’s being billed as the “largest public satanic ceremony
in history.”
The
Satanic Temple has said Saturday’s private event will be open only to people
with tickets, $25 each. Invitations to “The Unveiling” summoned guests to
prepare for “a night of chaos, noise, and debauchery… Come dance with the Devil
and experience
history in the making.” The event
location is not being announced publicly and is known only to those with tickets.
history in the making.” The event
location is not being announced publicly and is known only to those with tickets.
Can they dance with a shovel and bucket of asphalt
while filling in some potholes? I’m
sure their dark lord wouldn’t mind.
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