No More Cracker in Cracker Barrel!

It’s time conservative Whiteys got on the offended bandwagon.  Be sure to sign the petition at Change.org.  Here is their reason for changing the name of Cracker Barrel.

I say all of us European Americans start protesting C****er Barrel. It uses an offensive slur and it is deeply offensive and mocks our long and proud heritage.

The name is offensive, their logo stereotypes European Americans as people who sit on chairs and lean against what appears to be a bourbon barrel, claiming we are all a bunch of alcoholics. Sure, they'll SAY it's a "cracker" barrel but everyone knows crackers don't come in barrels, they come in bags and boxes!