Washington D.C. is snowed in. Thank God! The longer these fools are away from the halls of congress, the longer we keep our freedom.
You can't help but smile at the irony. Where is all this global warming I've heard about for the past 20 years? I guess we shouldn't hold our breath for a press conference from the distinguished Nobel laureate: Al Gore. He's probably face down in a cheeseburger somewhere.
What is really funny is the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration is opening a new office. They are to provide "climate change" information to the powers that be; who will then dictate policy to We The Plebeians.
The NOAA had to make their inaugural press conference via telephone, instead of at the National Press Club:
“More and more, Americans are witnessing the impacts of climate change in their own backyards, including sea-level rise, longer growing seasons, changes in river flows, increases in heavy downpours, earlier snow melt and extended ice-free seasons in our waters. People are searching for relevant and timely information about these changes to inform decision-making about virtually all aspects of their lives,” the release says.
I seriously doubt all of the NOAA's assertions, but they definitely are witnessing the impact of about 40" in their backyard. It's called snow. By the way whatever happened to the phrase global warming? And I've no doubt that they are hoping for an "earlier snow melt".
But, says NOAA spokesman Justin Kenney, they’re happy to have a chance to educate people about the difference between the climate and the weather.
Well, Mr. Justin Kenney, while you're educating us moron's; why don't you pick up a shovel and earn those wasted tax dollars.
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