It's Muslim Family Day at Six Flags! That's right Abdul, bring your six wives and fifty kids. A taxpayer subsidized fun day is set aside just for you.
Enjoy such games as behead the infidel; burn a church; find a Jew behind a rock; and pay the jizya you damn dhimmi!
And our restrooms have toilet paper, so you don't have to wipe your ass with your hand.
The day will end with an American and Israeli flag burning ceremony sung to the tune of LALALALALLALA.
So put down the goat and herd your kids and burka clad wives to Six Flags!
Source: http://www.muslimfamilyday.com/about.shtml
H/T: Weasel Zippers
