Showing posts with label mouth to mouth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mouth to mouth. Show all posts

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Drunkard Gives CPR to Dead Opossum

Wow. A man was found giving mouth to mouth to a dead opossum. He was drunk as a skunk and thought it apropos to help a fellow road kill. As reported on the Drudge Report:


State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.


Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m.


The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt. Levier says Wolfe was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess."


Oliver Township is about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

I want to know what that guy was drinking. Whatever it is, I want to stay away from it.

Source: Drudge Report
http://cbs3.com/topstories/Police.Drunk.Pennsylvania.2.1592202.html