The Federal Government's New Symbol

The Federal government’s new SYMBOL IS THAT OF A CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance....

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that  

H/T:  Ray

Obama's New Symbol Czar

Make way for Obama's new Symbol Czar!!!  Bow... scrape do not look the anointed one in the eye.
 
What?  There isn't a Symbol Czar.  Well, why not?  We have a czar for everything else. 

Give it time?

Okay, I was getting a little worried.  I mean, I need someone to protect me from myself.  After all, Americans need a Czar in every pot.