Grumpy Old Men 2016

H/T: Maggies Farm

A Indian and an African Walk into a Bar ...

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Muskegon Pundit

Hillary Clinton's Dependable Deletes

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Earl of Taint

Remy: I Need a Hashtag!

How the Grandfather Clock Got Its Name

I do hope that cat is declawed.

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nsfw-comix.com


H/T:  I Own the World

A London Cabbie and a Muslim

A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London.  He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in  the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of  the infidel.

 
  
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door.

  
The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing?"
  
The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so piss off and wait for a camel."

H/T: Ray

10 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Man - parody

This happens to me where ever I go.  Something has to be done about this constant harassing of us poor, average white guys.  I'm afraid to go to Starbucks.  And Pumpkin Spice is in season too!

A Wendy Davis Halloween

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Earl of Taint

Larry the Cable Guy's Musings on the Three C's

Larry the Cable Guy’s take on the following:

 COWS

 Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls.  But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq...why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

 THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this --you cannot post:

'Thou Shalt Not Steal,'  'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

H/T: Ray via email

Intellectual Froglegs "Ayatollah You So"

And Now Something We Hope You Really Like!

H/T:  Weasel Zippers

Intellectual Froglegs: Girly Manchurian

H/T: Moonbattery

Little Rascals - Charge of the Light Brigade

The Little Rascals used to be on every Sunday morning when I was kid.  To this day, I laugh my ass off watching these skits.  Can you imagine having firecrackers in school in this day and age?  Alfalfa would've been beaten and arrested for being a terrorist.

The Moaning of Life

My favorite curmudgeon has returned to the small screen.  First, he was An Idiot Abroad.  Now, he’s back with The Moaning of Life on the Science Channel.

Source:  http://www.sciencechannel.com/tv-shows/moaning-of-life

Best News Bloopers of 2013

The Affordable Veterinary Care Act

If you like your balls, you can keep your balls.


H/T:  I Own the World

Source:  http://bitsandpieces.us/2013/11/24/obama-affordable-veterinary-care-act/

Obamacare Cancels Hitler's Health Insurance

H/T:  I Own the World

I Ate Your Halloween Candy

Healthcare Mash

H/T:  NC Renegade

A Tribute to the Federal Government "Shutdown"

H/T:  Lonely Conservative