Friday, July 29, 2011

Master John Kerry: "You Slaves Stop Eating My Seed Corn!"

Senator John (I served in Vietnam) Kerry came down from the Heinz Plantation to lecture the field hands about history and economics. It looks like the slaves have learned to read and have somehow picked up books that didn’t make it to the Progressive book burning event.


The D.C. Masters can’t have this kind of free thinking. Now, the House slaves have rebelled and that movement must be put down. That movement known as “absolutism” must be squashed.


Kerry said conservative House Republicans were coming into debt-ceiling negotiations with a large amount of "absolutism."


"They have forgotten history if they ever knew it," Kerry said. "They're forgetting that we did this at a time and created the greatest wealth in American history and we didn't savage those things that are going to produce the jobs of the future of America. What I'm afraid they're doing is coming in with such zeal and absolutism, they're going to eat American's seed corn with some of these cuts."


Don’t you slaves dare eat the Master’s seed corn. That’s reserved for your betters! Now, get back to work. The Master must reap what you have sown.



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