No Need to Fear ObamaCare is here!!

Do you want to live a lifestyle, free of want and responsibility? Well, no need to fear Obamacare is here!!


Live it up and don’t worry about your future and that of your grandchildren; besides, shouldn’t they pay this generation for their very existence. If it wasn’t for you, they wouldn’t have the ability to pollute Mother Earth with their foul carbon filled breath.

Obamacare will make sure that those who are fit to live will not face a Death Panel to justify their existence. Just look at all of those who have been issued waivers thus far. To belong to the premium plan all you have to do is become employed by any union or state sanctioned business that funds the Democratic Party. Are you skeptical? Well, just ask our number one salesman, Rep. Anthony Weiner:

The congressman was trying to debunk Republican “myths” about the health care law during a speech at the Center for American Progress. He used the waivers as way to describe how flexible the law actually is and how “this notion that the government is shoving the bill down people’s throats” is not true.


“The administration needs to make this argument more forcefully,” he said. “A lot of people who got waivers were … people who are our friends.”

Side effects of Obamacare may require you to bend over and grab your ankles. Lubricants, anesthesia, and painkillers may not be available due to rationing. Anal leakage guaranteed.

Source: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0311/51840.html#ixzz1JYcG7q4w