A Message from Your Local Illegal Alien

Over the past several weeks, representatives from a growing and influential group have been crossing YOUR NATION by bus, telling our story to anyone and everyone who will listen.

We’ve had crowds! And we’ve had the media!

Who are we?

Well, YOU probably call us something negative and nasty, like “illegal aliens," but we much prefer “undocumented worker.”

And now, thanks to President Obama’s amnesty plans for us, we’d much rather you called us “undocumented voters”!

Because that’s exactly what we’re going to be very, very soon; sooner than you think, we promise you.

The media calls our bus the “Undocu-bus.” Isn’t that cute? Almost warm and cuddly. That’s exactly what we want.

You conservatives, well, let us put it this way: all that “law and order” you keep preaching? We just don’t have time for that any longer.

We’ve got a mission and a timetable to keep, and your silly laws like SB-1070 and your “employer sanctions” laws to keep businesses from hiring us just aren’t part of our plan.

Now, who are we really? Our bus is full of day laborers and students, but also immigration activists; in other words, professionals. And we know how to get things done.

Every stop we make across “your country”, we stage rallies and lead chants of “no papers,no fear”, because we aren’t going to let you hold us back any longer.

Yes, America, you DO have jobs we want, and we will work at them for less than you are willing to accept. And yes, we will send that money back home, out of your country, out of your precious economy.

But this isn’t open for debate…this is all bought and paid for with our votes!

We began our tour in Arizona to show you just how unafraid we really are. You don’t scare us anymore. You may have Sheriff Joe, but we have El Presidente, Barack Obama!

And from Arizona we have already driven through New Mexico and Colorado, and through Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi and Tennessee. And we aren’t going to stop!

Is there a fear of being arrested because we are undocumented? A little.

But your jails and your government already let’s out violent criminal immigrants, so the risk to us is very, very low.

So what can you do, really? I mean, if we are going to vote, are you?

There’s always the possibility that you might vote in higher numbers than we do… but given the history of recent elections?

And there’s always the possibility that you might get involved with a group like Ban Amnesty Now and their new PAC. Yes, there we see a real threat…because if B.A.N.-PAC elects enough of you conservatives to Congress to undo Presidente Obama’s amnesty for us, then we will have real problems.

And if B.A.N.-PAC elects enough of you conservatives to Congress to secure the border, so the next time I get deported I can’t just walk back across? Another problem again.

But are you so determined to stop me from taking your jobs and stealing your elections that you would give to B.A.N.-PAC and join thousands of other conservatives across your nation to stop illegal immigration and amnesty for undocumented voters like me?

I’m counting on you not to.

Barack Obama is counting on you to sit back and take it. After all, it’s his country, not yours.

Remember, my friend, no paper-no fear!

Sincerely,

America’s undocumented voters

P.S. You can CLICK HERE to join B.A.N.-PAC and stop us… or you can watch us claim another victory. Be sure to come see us when our bus rolls through your town!

http://times247.com/articles/illegals-take-to-bus-tour-to-promote-no-fear

H/T: Ray