Showing posts with label bible. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bible. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Panicked Commuters Flee the Good Word on a London Train





Christianity is the disinfectant for human cockroaches.  Unrepentant sinners are repelled by the spoken Word as was demonstrated in South-West London when commuters jumped off a passenger train.  They fled in panic when a preacher began to read from the Bible.  Here is an excerpt from Breitbart:

An eyewitness to the incident told The Guardian newspaper the “well-spoken and calm” preacher started reading from the old testament and told the carriage: “Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to talk to you about something and that something is the word of the Lord, Jesus Christ. He’s here to heal your sins. The Bible tells you that homosexuality is a sin and sex before marriage is a sin. You need to repent.”

All hell broke loose after that.  The operator had to stop the train lest the heathens get electrocuted.

We’ll have to keep this in mind when in need of a seat on a train or a bus,  All you have to do is whip out a Bible and proclaim the good Word and you’ll have a private car for the remainder of your commute.  Praise be Jesus!



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Monday, July 11, 2011

Obama: Bitter Clingers Don't Pay Attention to Economy






In a press conference, Barack Obama was confronted with a question.  A reporter cited a poll in which 69% of Americans stated that the debt ceiling shouldn’t be raised.  Here is the response from the man of the “people”:

“Let me distinguish between professional politicians and the public at large. You know, the public is not paying close attention to the ins and outs of how a Treasury auction goes. They shouldn’t. They’re worrying about their family, they’re worrying about their jobs. They’re worrying about their neighborhood. They have got a lot of other things on their plate. We’re paid to worry about it.”

So don’t you bitter clingers fear nutin about that economy thang.  Our betters know what thar doin.  Just keep polishing your guns, clutch your Bibles and dance with yo snakes.

Friday, April 15, 2011

U.S. Bestows Most Favored Status on Koran; Burns Bibles



The United States has established a state religion despite the First Amendment. The official government protocol for the Koran is to treat it as though it were a valuable piece of art. As for the Bible, burn it with the rest of the trash.


Do you hear that? I believe that is the sound of creeping Shariah.

H/T:  Gates of Vienna