Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Obama's Pot Dealer Bludgeoned to Death for Face Farting




More bizarre stories from Obama’s Choom gang past:

President Obama’s high school pot dealer who he thanked in his yearbook for the 'good times' was beaten to death by his lover after a series of fights over flatulence and drugs, MailOnline can reveal today.


Raymond Boyer, known as 'Gay Ray' to Obama and his marijuana smoking 'Choom Gang', was bludgeoned to death with a hammer seven years after he sold the future president and his friends drugs.


His lover Andrew Devere, a male prostitute, gave police a laundry list of reasons for the killing, including that Boyer, a surfer and unemployed chef, constantly put him down, made him beg for drugs and had a habit of breaking wind in his face.


That explains Obama’s bizarre obsession with the gay community and this proxy war on global warming through the taxation of cow flatulence.  What’s next?  Can we expect a mandatory registration on hammers?

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