In an age of vitriol and outright stupidity, it’s nice to know their are people out there who have a sense of humor. The Daily Caller published an article about a New York police department that’s fed up with this neverending winter. They threatened to arrest this transgressor if it didn’t get out of town. However, the real humor was posted in the comment section. Here are a couple of examples:
Rational_Db8 Vlad Lenin • 4 hours ago
New York students stage a walkout to protest being triggered by the threatening violence of winter - proclaiming that only "winter control" laws can rectify the threat and save the CHILlllll-dren!!!
A student victim and survivor proclaims that anyone who doesn't agree with passing strict new winter control laws clearly wants to murder children, and they ought to be jailed for attempted murder.
The students have excoriated President Trump's failure to support increased winter control laws on twitter, stating that his silence proves he's evil and hates all children.
They have presented a demand letter with over a hundred enumerated demands, and state that they will refuse to return to school until their needs are met. Some of the demands include:
1. Elimination of all science denying conservatives who have stated that winter is a naturally occurring event.
2. Ability for all triggered students to not take any test they feel unprepared for, and be given an A for participation instead of a score for the test.
3. The government to provide them with a $100,000 dollar per year for their lifetimes, for their pain and suffering which is the government's fault for failing to protect them from winter.
These are just a few examples of their demands.
Their next stated agenda is to march on Trump Tower, and call for an advertising ban of all journalists and leaders which don't agree to all of their terms.
Jeff Boyington • 5 hours ago
Democrats saw the police facebook post as overreach and some even went so far as to suggest this was the result of Trump and some said it was "bullying winter". Chuck Schumer demanded an immediate retraction and has blamed Russian interference in meddling with our weather and has sought a FISA warrant into the action of the police.
Source:
http://dailycaller.com/2018/04/09/police-arrest-winter-new-york/
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