Showing posts with label Super Bowl. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Super Bowl. Show all posts

Monday, February 6, 2017

Revelation: God Hates Libtards

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Tuesday, February 9, 2016

California Imposes a "Jock Tax" on Super Bowl Players



California has become a separate country.  This hellhole state has its own immigration policy via sanctuary cities and now it has imposed a duty, or jock tax, on professional athletes who have the misfortune of playing there.

Since the Super Bowl will be held in Santa Clara, California this year, the visiting teams will end up paying the “jock tax.” The jock tax is a tax levied on professional athletes. States base this taxation of a player’s yearly income, which they then apply a duty day calculation, which looks at the ratio of duty days spent in-state against total duty days in a year. Because athletes from both Super Bowl teams have to spend several days in California for the event, they will all have to pay an obscenely high tax rate based on their entire year’s income!

Each member of the winning team will receive a $102,000 check from the NFL, members of the losing team will each receive $51,000 just for participating. This leaves those highly paid stars like Quarterback Cam Newton, who signed a five-year $103.8 million dollar contract last summer, in the red, according to Forbes.

He will owe California a total of $159,560 in taxes in 2016 just if they win and $159,200 if they lose, based on Forbes’ calculations, which factors 11 of the Panthers’ 206 “duty days” in 2016 taking place in California.

If Cam Newton is upset after losing the Super Bowl can you imagine when he gets California’s tax bill?

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Monday, February 8, 2016

NARAL: Hey Doritos, Stop Humanizing Fetuses!



Abortion fanatics at NARAL can find humor in selling baby parts, but not in a Doritos commercial they say amounts to “humanizing fetuses.”  These people have a serious Mengele complex. 


- that ad using tactic of humanizing fetuses & sexist tropes of dads as clueless & moms as uptight.

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Black Whiners Matter




The storyline remains the same: white people are privileged and blacks are oppressed.  This narrative is a surprise to an overwhelming majority of white people.  I can honestly say, no one has handed me a blank check because of my skin color, nor have I received something for nothing.  I work for a living.  I earn my keep.

So I find it perplexing when prosperous and pampered blacks feel the need to liken themselves to slaves while earning millions of dollars for basically doing nothing.  Whoopi Goldberg sees herself as a bonded woman as reported by the Inquisitr:

The insider believes Goldberg is doing this to push execs of ABC to cut her from the program so she can be paid without doing her work. “She knows if they did fire her, they’d have to pay out her contract and she’d be paid $5 million for doing nothing.”


“Whoopi loves the money, but she doesn’t want to work so hard anymore,” the source declared. “She doesn’t come in prepared, she doesn’t really engage with other panelists and guests. She gives some one-liners and moves on.”


Does Whoopi Goldberg believe she’s a federal government employee?  They’re the only ones I know of who can get away with that kind of crap.



 


I can honestly say I didn’t make the political connection with the Black Lives Matter crowd during Beyonce’s Super Bowl 50 performance.  Her outfit and choreography was reputedly a demonstration of solidarity with this movement and the Black Panthers.  

I personally don't care. But what I do find amusing is her celebrity afforded her something very few people get a chance to experience and that is a police escort to the Super Bowl.





Should these people have a new slogan?  How about: Black Whiners Matter.


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Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Gluten-Free Weenies Part of America's Problem





I want to thank the politically correct crowd for this gluten-free nonsense.  I bought a loaf of wheat bread for 88 cents at Wal-Mart.  That’s right Wal-Mart.  I haven’t seen bread this cheap in years!


I have a question.  Does being gluten-free require one to be humor-free as well?  NBC pulled an ad that was supposed to have aired during the Super Bowl.


NEW YORK, Feb. 3 (UPI) -- Over 18,000 people signed a petition asking NBC to remove an ad for its NASCAR programming originally run during Super Bowl XLIX in which Parks and Recreation star Nick Offerman says, "When our idea of danger is eating gluten, there's trouble afoot."


The ad triggered immediate backlash for including gluten-free dietary restrictions forced by celiac disease on a list of generational frustrations such as emojis and social networking.


"They pulled the GoDaddy spot for puppies," the petition's author, known only as "Gluten Dude" told Ad Week.



"We're talking about human beings here."


In the petition, Gluten Dude laments NBC's campaign "implies that we're soft," "weak" and "part of America's problem," further stigmatizing those with celiac disease.


Well, Gluten Dude, your whining and belly aching has proven that you are soft, weak, and "part of Americas problem."  And it has nothing to do with celiac disease.








Source: http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2015/02/03/NBC-alters-Nick-Offerman-NASCAR-ad-after-gluten-joke-offends-celiac-community/4651422977498/#ixzz3QjuomByo

Monday, February 4, 2013

God Made the Farmer. Progressives Created the Teat Squawker





Dodge Ram had the best Super Bowl ad of the year.  Their use of Paul Harvey’s commentary on the American farmer struck true for all who were fortunate enough to work on farms when they were kids.  God did make the farmer.  And the farmer created the American work ethic. 

Then the Progressives came, and they created the teat squawker.  It took awhile for the population to become entranced by that engorged government areola, but these totalitarians knew what they were doing.  The urbanites were the easiest to enslave.  Then they went after the farmer.  Government subsidies seduced these hardy souls, opening the door for the all consuming blackness that would corrupt their communities.  Then the Department of Labor forbade the neighbor kid from working on his farm, further deteriorating the American work ethic.  And now, they’re using specious science such as global warming to de-Americanize our youth: 

Want to reduce the effects of global warming? Stop working so hard. Working fewer hours might help slow global warming, according to a new study released Monday by the Center for Economic Policy and Research.

A worldwide switch to a "more European" work schedule, which includes working fewer hours and more vacation time, could prevent as much as half of the expected global temperature rise by 2100, according to the analysis, which used a 2012 study that found shorter work hours could be associated with lower carbon emissions.

The Center for Economic Policy and Research is a liberal think tank based in Washington.

"The relationship between [shorter work and lower emissions] is complex and clearly understood, but it is understandable that lowering levels of consumption, holding everything else constant, would reduce greenhouse gas emissions," writes economist David Rosnick, author of the study. Rosnick says some of that reduction can be attributed to fewer operating hours in factories and other workplaces that consume high levels of energy.

Yes, Mr. Harvey, God made the American farmer.  But the Devil created the Progressives.