Hamas Ushers in the Zombie Apocalypse

More shenanigans from Hamas.  And of course, Western journalist eat this kind of stuff up without question.  Either these terrorist are fakers, or the zombie apocalypse has begun.

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Moonbattery

Zombie Gone Wild!

Welcome to my nightmare. Welcome to my prank. Yeah!

Nothing like the evening news, a few bath salts, and a few hundred zombie movies to freak out the residents of south Florida.

I'd run too if I were you.

Source: http://www.theblaze.com/stories/too-soon-zombie-prank-in-miami-almost-goes-horribly-wrong/

Libtards Kill Tea Party Zombies in a Video Game

Are you feeling the love Tea Partiers? Jimmy “the thug” Mafia – I mean Hoffa, calls for a war against we Sons of Bitches who apparently are trying to screw the American working people (as though none of us work for a living) and Maxine Waters want to escort us to hell. And hey, let’s not forget the accusation that we want to bring back slavery and hang black people from trees. Wow, when did that become part of the platform?

Now, the Libtards have a new video game to vent their frustrations on. Instead of beating, biting and disfiguring us limited government, free market, Constitution loving zombies that threaten their freeloading, authoritative, condescending world view; they can fantasize about killing us out right.

The only problem I see with this video is that guns are used. I thought the Libtards hated the Second Amendment? Maybe, they should kill the Tea Party Zombies with a condom covered cucumber, or maybe the screeching sounds of Rosie O’Donnell, Joy Behar, or some other brain dead Libtard. Wait a minute, who’s the zombies?

Dawn of the Debt: Rise of the Obama Zombies

Okay, I added Rise of the Obama Zombies to the title of this video. I just couldn’t help myself. But considering the amount of debt that this administration has heaped upon the American people, I believe it’s appropriate. Especially, since there are a whole lot of Democrats out there mindlessly encouraging the Anointed One to invoke the 14th Amendment and raise the debt ceiling.

Federal Employees More Likely to Become Zombies Than Get Fired

If you want job security, the federal government is the place to be. USA Today reported the following:

Death — rather than poor performance, misconduct or layoffs — is the primary threat to job security at the Environmental Protection Agency, the Small Business Administration, the Department of Housing and Urban Development, the Office of Management and Budget and a dozen other federal operations.

The federal government fired 0.55% of its workers in the budget year that ended Sept. 30 — 11,668 employees in its 2.1 million workforce. Research shows that the private sector fires about 3% of workers annually for poor performance, says John Palguta, former research chief at the federal Merit Systems Protection Board, which handles federal firing disputes.

When job security is at a premium, the federal government remains the place to work for those who want to avoid losing a job. The job security rate for all federal workers was 99.43% last year and nearly 100% for those on the job more than a few years.

Some of these workers are so entrenched; I believe they’ve become zombies: mindlessly following the dictates of the bureaucratic machine; feeding on the life blood of taxpayers; cannibalizing businesses with their ridiculous regulations. I guess it’s better to be the living dead, than unemployed.

Source: http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2011-07-18-fderal-job-security_n.htm?loc=interstitialskip