Welcome to the Federal Government Pimp Ball of 2017! All you taxpaying bitches get yo asses in back of of line and let your pimp daddies through. That’s right. No one wants to hear your black eyed, pathetic wailing and moaning about waste, fraud and cronyism. As Bill Clinton said, “You might want to put some ice on that.” Now shut your mouths and let your mac daddies take their rightful places in the front of the bus.
Speaking of mac daddy! Here comes Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae! These two so-called GSO’s are players through and through. How can anyone forget how these two rolled the American people in one of the biggest scams in world history. Not only did they create a housing bubble that crashed and burned; they ended up owning or guaranteeing over 60% of all mortgages in the United States.. Now that’s a player!
But these two pimp masters aren’t through. Now they’re financing single-family rental homes to big Wall Street financial firms and smaller, yet politically connected, businesses that specialize in landlord properties.
So all you taxpaying bitches had better get out there and make that money because your mac daddy government needs to sugar it’s teats.