Saturday, March 27, 2010

Drunkard Gives CPR to Dead Opossum

Wow. A man was found giving mouth to mouth to a dead opossum. He was drunk as a skunk and thought it apropos to help a fellow road kill. As reported on the Drudge Report:


State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.


Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m.


The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt. Levier says Wolfe was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess."


Oliver Township is about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

I want to know what that guy was drinking. Whatever it is, I want to stay away from it.

Source: Drudge Report
http://cbs3.com/topstories/Police.Drunk.Pennsylvania.2.1592202.html

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