Obama's New Symbol Czar

Make way for Obama's new Symbol Czar!!!  Bow... scrape do not look the anointed one in the eye.
 
What?  There isn't a Symbol Czar.  Well, why not?  We have a czar for everything else. 

Give it time?

Okay, I was getting a little worried.  I mean, I need someone to protect me from myself.  After all, Americans need a Czar in every pot.