Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Piers Morgan: The Sulfuric Fart of the West


You have to be quite obnoxious in order to have citizens issue a petition so they can kick your ass out of their country.  Piers Morgan – the sulfuric fart of the West – is just that man.  This transnational mouth breather gets hired by CNN; comes to the United States; and then lectures Americans about what constitutional rights we should be able to keep.  That takes balls.



As of now, the petition has over 70,000 signatures.  The requirement is 25,000 for the Obama administration to answer.


 
 
Even Morgan’s native country doesn’t want him back.

The British have responded to a petition calling for the deportation from the United States of CNN host Piers Morgan with one of their own: “Stop Piers Morgan from being deported back to the UK from America.”

The counter-petition, addressed to Theresa May, Home Secretary, is a direct response to the 70,000 Americans who have signed a petition calling for Mr. Morgan to be deported from the United States because of his strong gun-control views.

The UK petition, posted on change.org reads as follows:

“We got rid of him [Piers Morgan] once and why should we have to suffer again. The Americans wanted him, so they should put up with him. We washed our hands of him a long time ago.”

Infowars.com reports that British television personality Jeremy Clarkson has also weighed in on the controversy, tweeting:

“Americans. It took us 40 years to get rid of Piers Morgan. Please don’t send him back.”

There’s not a wind strong enough to purify the stench that emanates from Piers Morgan.


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