A man boarded an airplane and
took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman
boarding the plane.
He soon realized she was heading
straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right
beside his. Eager to
strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"
She
turned, smiled and said, Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of
America Convention in Boston.
He
swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next
to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling
to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at
this convention?"
"Lecturer" she responded. I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.
"Really
he said, and what kind of myths are there?"
Suddenly
the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry, "she
said, I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know
your name?
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto
Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
H/T: Ray
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