Larry the Cable Guy’s take on the following:
COWS
Is it just
me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our
government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years
ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they
tracked her calves to their stalls. But
they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our
country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq...why
don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart
guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
THE 10
COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse is this --you cannot post:
'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou
Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It
creates a hostile work environment.
H/T: Ray via email
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