Friday, October 29, 2010

Scientist Prove Liberalism is a Birth Defect

Finally, science has confirmed what we all knew to be true: liberalism is a birth defect:

The study was led by UCSD's James Fowler and focused on 2,000 subjects from the National Longitudinal Study of Adolescent Health. Scientists matched the subjects' genetic information with "maps" of their social networks. According to researchers, they determined that people "with a specific variant of the DRD4 gene were more likely to be liberal as adults." However, the, subjects were only more likely to have leanings to the left if they were also socially active during adolescence.

If socially active is having your head dunked in toilets; receiving atomic wedgies; and running away from bullies, yeah I can see it.

H/T:  Weasel Zippers


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