Monday, October 3, 2011

Wall Street Occupiers Publish List of Demands

The Occupiers of Wall Street have finally lent a tongue to their anti-capitalistic protestations. Here are 13 proposals from the great unwashed (and I mean just that):

Demand one: Restoration of the living wage. This demand can only be met by ending "Free trade" by re-imposing trade tariffs on all imported goods entering the American market to level the playing field for domestic family farming and domestic manufacturing as most nations that are dumping cheap products onto the American market have radical wage and environmental regulation advantages. Another policy that must be instituted is raise the minimum wage to twenty dollars an hr.

Are these people economic retards? Raising import tariffs is a tax on all of us. Where do these hippies think that cost is going to go? If they really want to level the playing field, then I suggest deregulation and outright abolition of federal agencies, and a simplification of the tax code.

As for a competitive wage, not many businesses can afford to pay $20 an hour. Wake up asshole.

Demand two: Institute a universal single payer healthcare system. To do this all private insurers must be banned from the healthcare market as their only effect on the health of patients is to take money away from doctors, nurses and hospitals preventing them from doing their jobs and hand that money to wall st. investors.

I take it these yahoos haven’t heard the horror stories of the Canadian and U.K. healthcare systems. It’s quite obvious that students wrote this nonsense.

Demand three: Guaranteed living wage income regardless of employment.

What in the hell is that supposed to mean?

Demand four: Free college education.

Nothing is free retard.

Demand five: Begin a fast track process to bring the fossil fuel economy to an end while at the same bringing the alternative energy economy up to energy demand.

And we’ve seen what kind of boondoggle that is. Hell, the alternative energy economy can’t survive without taxpayer largess. Can anybody say Solyndra, Solartech, etc...etc...etc

Demand six: One trillion dollars in infrastructure (Water, Sewer, Rail, Roads and Bridges and Electrical Grid) spending now.

And that worked so well in the original Stimulus Bill. Please ...

Demand seven: One trillion dollars in ecological restoration planting forests, reestablishing wetlands and the natural flow of river systems and decommissioning of all of America's nuclear power plants.

If we restored the natural flow of the river systems, the whole west coast of California would become a ghost town. Actually, that might be a good idea.

Demand eight: Racial and gender equal rights amendment.

They actually mean special rights and privileges.

Demand nine: Open borders migration. anyone can travel anywhere to work and live.

That means the abolition of the United States. Only a communist would propose this kind of nonsense.

Demand ten: Bring American elections up to international standards of a paper ballot precinct counted and recounted in front of an independent and party observers system.

International standards? And who will these independent and party observers consist of? Commies like the morons who wrote this dribble?

Demand eleven: Immediate across the board debt forgiveness for all. Debt forgiveness of sovereign debt, commercial loans, home mortgages, home equity loans, credit card debt, student loans and personal loans now! All debt must be stricken from the "Books." World Bank Loans to all Nations, Bank to Bank Debt and all Bonds and Margin Call Debt in the stock market including all Derivatives or Credit Default Swaps, all 65 trillion dollars of them must also be stricken from the "Books." And I don't mean debt that is in default, I mean all debt on the entire planet period.

Written by someone who has ran up a god awful debt.

Demand twelve: Outlaw all credit reporting agencies.

So all the irresponsible people can have unlimited credit. Didn’t we already learn that lesson?

Demand thirteen: Allow all workers to sign a ballot at any time during a union organizing campaign or at any time that represents their yeah or nay to having a union represent them in collective bargaining or to form a union.

Is that before or after getting an ass beating from an SEIU thug?

These demands will create so many jobs it will be completely impossible to fill them without an open borders policy.

Or we are sitting at home in the dark without a job and starving; listening to our argumentative neighbors who can’t speak a word of English.



Anonymous said...

Nice try. You take one user submitted list and try to tie it the the entire OWS movement to discredit them. Its a pathetic attempt to make yourself relevant and you have failed miserably in your attempt at propaganda.

Anonymous said...

I didn't pay much attention to the "Occupiers" until a week ago when some otherwise normal looking lady at the train station in Phoenix, AZ. told a TV news audience that her plan for correcting the horrible "recession" was that everyone should withdraw all monies from what are the FDIC banks, and put the cash into credit union banks. While I'm sure the credit unions were delighted with this idea, the reality is that trying to cripple the banking industry is truly an asinie idea that will only exacerbate an already hideous problem.
I'm wondering what these lames are going to do when their idiot proposals are ignored across the board and they are left to look like the lames that they laughably are ???