The wonders of modern day plumbing, we all take it
for granted. Hardly anyone stops to
think and appreciate the porcelain throne.
If you’re like me, once that door shuts, it’s time to do business. This ain’t no party, this ain’t no disco,
this ain’t no foolin around. It’s game
time!
Others will disappear for hours. Those people I don’t understand. What are they doing in there, appreciating
the ambiance? Are they planning to
redecorate? What could they possibly be
doing that could take up that much time?
Could it be long term financial planning?
But no matter
what our proclivities are, all of us know what it’s like when there’s no toilet
paper. First reaction is surprise,
followed by despair, and finally anger.
Now experience that realization every day. It would be enough to start a
revolution. And indeed, that’s what’s
happening in Venezuela. The plebeians
have had enough of chapped asses. They
want toilet paper, even if it’s the kind that turns your rump into Peter
Cottontail.
It seems that Latin Americas second most revered religion
is the Goddess Socialism. Once the
populace discover the wonders of everything “free,” they come to find out their
goddess wants sacrificial offerings, such as private property, self-determination,
and finally the staples of life. Yes,
Goddess Socialism can be a real bitch.
Or better yet, liberalism’s new word de jour: bossy.
Look at the lines these people have to endure just to get the basics in
life.
Did you notice there wasn’t one portable toilet anywhere
along those lines? I guess those in
charge decided since there wasn't any toilet paper to be had, what difference
does it make? Hillary Clinton anyone?
Source:
http://capitalismisfreedom.com/joys-socialism-venezuela/
http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2014/02/21/Venezuela-The-Toilet-Paper-Revolution
http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2014/02/21/Venezuela-The-Toilet-Paper-Revolution
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