Sunday, June 12, 2016

Drunk Driver Wearing Penis Chastity Belt Arrested

And the freak show continues.  Just when you thought you heard it all, another snowflake stumbles out of the girl’s bathroom.

JUNE 9--A tipsy Tennessee man arrested last month for drunk driving told cops that he needed to retrieve a key from his automobile so that he would be able to unlock a “chastity belt that was attached to his penis,” according to court records.

In addition to the chastity belt, Curtiss Eidam, 35, was wearing a white skirt, "white and pink leggings," and black high heel shoes, a police report notes. The 5' 9", 230-pound Eidam also had a ribbon tied in his goatee, according to WYSH.

He had to unlock a penis chastity belt?  Look out drunk tank!


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