Saturday, July 25, 2015

Detroit Hell Hole Welcomes Satan Worshippers




I always thought Detroit was hell, especially after hitting a pothole the size of the Grand Canyon.  I was shocked and furious to see both of my hubcaps fly off on I-75.  My anger lasted all the way through Ohio, and that is a big state.  So, it’s all together fitting that a gathering of Satan worshippers will unveil a statue to honor their fallen angel in a fallen city.


DETROIT (WWJ/AP) – A group is planning to unveil an 8-foot-tall bronze statue featuring a goat-headed Satan in Detroit during a gathering that’s being billed as the “largest public satanic ceremony in history.”

 The Satanic Temple has said Saturday’s private event will be open only to people with tickets, $25 each. Invitations to “The Unveiling” summoned guests to prepare for “a night of chaos, noise, and debauchery… Come dance with the Devil and experiencehttp://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/icon1.png history in the making.” The event location is not being announced publicly and is known only to those with tickets.


Can they dance with a shovel and bucket of asphalt while filling in some potholes?  I’m sure their dark lord wouldn’t mind.

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