Saturday, July 25, 2015

Detroit Hell Hole Welcomes Satan Worshippers

I always thought Detroit was hell, especially after hitting a pothole the size of the Grand Canyon.  I was shocked and furious to see both of my hubcaps fly off on I-75.  My anger lasted all the way through Ohio, and that is a big state.  So, it’s all together fitting that a gathering of Satan worshippers will unveil a statue to honor their fallen angel in a fallen city.

DETROIT (WWJ/AP) – A group is planning to unveil an 8-foot-tall bronze statue featuring a goat-headed Satan in Detroit during a gathering that’s being billed as the “largest public satanic ceremony in history.”

 The Satanic Temple has said Saturday’s private event will be open only to people with tickets, $25 each. Invitations to “The Unveiling” summoned guests to prepare for “a night of chaos, noise, and debauchery… Come dance with the Devil and experience history in the making.” The event location is not being announced publicly and is known only to those with tickets.

Can they dance with a shovel and bucket of asphalt while filling in some potholes?  I’m sure their dark lord wouldn’t mind.


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