Saturday, August 20, 2011

The Sh** Streak Bandit Strikes

People will do crazy things in a bad economy. Robberies aren’t uncommon, but the attire of this criminal is:

From The Dallas Police Department's YouTube Channel:

Detectives from the Dallas Police Departments Crimes Against Persons Unit are asking for the public's assistance in identifying and locating an aggravated robbery suspect who robbed the Exxon Tiger mart at 2503 Lemmon Ave. This offense took place on August 16, 2011 at 5:25 AM. The case was documented on report #216965-Y.

In the attached surveillance video, the suspect is seen entering the store wearing what appears to be a black and white flower dress with white boots. His face is also covered with what appears to be under garments. He demands money from the cashier and a patron while holding what could possibly be a gun under the dress. He then flees the store in an unknown direction. The suspect is described as a white male, 5'05" and weighing 145 lbs.

Whatever happened to nylon stockings? Are Halloween mask out of stock? I can think of at least a dozen other items I would’ve used before putting a pair of underwear on my head.

I do hope he presoaked those tidy “whities” before donning it. If not he’ll be known as the sh** streak bandit.


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