Crazy Pete's Discount Galleria: Everything Green Must Sell!
Crazy Pete’s Discount Galleria is slashing … I say a slashing prices on all things green. Inventory must go! Instead of discounted prices, you might see going out of business banners on the store front windows if this product doesn’t move.
For those of you looking for a special deal, ask for a federal government tax break or subsidy. It’s the only way to keep the green agenda and my business alive.