How do you know if you’re a deplorable? Howie Carr takes a page out of Jeff Foxworthy’s playbook. Here are a few examples.
In case you’ve been wondering which side
you’re on, you may be a deplorable if you stand for the National Anthem.
Or if you know all the words to the Pledge
of Allegiance, especially, “under God.”
Or if when you go to Market Basket, you
tend to buy generic products, because you’re using your own money, not an EBT
card.
You may be a deplorable if you just got
your car inspected.
If you’re deployable, you’re definitely
deplorable.
If you wake before noon, if you call
Islamic terrorists Islamic terrorists, if you don’t have an Obamaphone and you
don’t believe that global warming is “settled science” — can you say
deplorable?
You may be deplorable if your passport,
driver’s license and credit cards are all in the same name.
Saying Merry Christmas — Deplorable with a
capital D!
You may be a deplorable if you wouldn’t
mind showing some ID at the local precinct before you vote.
Read on.
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