Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Libtard Preppers Prepare for Trumpocalypse

Libtard preppers are freaking out over "Trumpocalypse."  I kid you not.  These special snowflakes are worried big government might turn on them.  Everything was fine as long as Progressives were in charge.  It didn’t bother these thumb suckers when federal bureaucrats harassed, jailed and bankrupted conservatives.  They were quite happy to see their political foes get the shit-end of the stick.

All of this liberal hysteria is a projection of what they wanted to do and have done to conservatives.  Here is an excerpt from a Vocativ article:

Trump’s provocative posturing and unpredictability is now inspiring a fresh wave of panic on the left. Those who spoke with Vocativ have envisioned scenarios that could lead to military coups led by loyalists of the president-elect and internment camps packed with political opponents, bloody social unrest and an all-out civil or nuclear war. Sound bonkers? Perhaps. But, for many, so was the prospect of a President Trump.

These special snowflakes have found a whole new appreciation for the Second Amendment.  They’re actually forming gun and prepper clubs.  As you can imagine, they have a whole different take on the essentials:

Occasionally, posts on the Liberal Prepper seem to veer close to parody. One debate thread last week centered around the merits of stocking up on recycled toilet paper rolls versus buying Angel Soft, a brand produced by Koch industries, a notorious climate change foe. And in another discussion, vegetarian and vegan members talked about the best meat- and dairy-free food supplies to have during a sustained crisis.

They have bug-out bags too.  Can you imagine what their survival gear consist of?  I wouldn’t be surprised if it were packed with binkies, coloring books, security blankets, and safety pins.  Maybe throw in a couple of Lady Gaga CD’s.


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